Tired of all the hullabaloo about the teacher in Sudan, who is in jail after the schoolchilden she was teaching named a you bear Mohammed, I today have purchased this pig and named it Mohamed (Peace Be Upon Him)

It looks like the dozy plonkers can’t even take bribes properly. Pass me the bottles and that jerry-can.
Any government that can lose the details (including bank account details) of 25 million of it’s citizens and still pour £12 billion into an invasive and ineffectual IT system for the National Health Service, and propose spending a similar amount of money on an invasive ID card system only deserves revolution. It is to the eternal shame of the British public that they aren’t on the barricades now.