Tired of all the hullabaloo about the teacher in Sudan, who is in jail after the schoolchilden she was teaching named a you bear Mohammed, I today have purchased this pig and named it Mohamed (Peace Be Upon Him)

Tired of all the hullabaloo about the teacher in Sudan, who is in jail after the schoolchilden she was teaching named a you bear Mohammed, I today have purchased this pig and named it Mohamed (Peace Be Upon Him)
It looks like the dozy plonkers can’t even take bribes properly. Pass me the bottles and that jerry-can.